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Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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