What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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