have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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