so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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