I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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