It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Randomize
