On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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