dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I could have mohawked her pubes.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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