I wish I could punch you in the face.
what if I'm pregnant?
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so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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