Sponge bath it is.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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