omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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