Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Randomize
