I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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