We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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