Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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