the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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