Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
