My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
im calling her cock vulture from now on
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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