I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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