TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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