you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
