Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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