Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Randomize
