Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize
