i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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