i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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