Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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