Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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