how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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