If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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