there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
She announced her abortion via fbk
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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