sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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