No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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