Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
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