The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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