I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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