Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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