Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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