your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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