Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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