seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
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