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he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I am available for nakedness
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