please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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