I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Randomize
