69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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