she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I'm both gender and math confused
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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