He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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