his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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