I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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