Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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